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Jul
9th
Thu
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  • madamsmurfalot: WHY DO YOU WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH
  • madamsmurfalot: SO BADLY
  • dak00linkoolaid: CAUSE I AM HORNY
  • dak00linkoolaid: so HORNY
  • dak00linkoolaid: I HAS HORNS COMING OUTTA MY HEAD
  • dak00linkoolaid: AND MAH...youknowwhere area hehe
  • dak00linkoolaid: jk
  • dak00linkoolaid: ew jk
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I WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN MY MOUTH NAO
— Brian Lee
Jun
18th
Thu
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  • Brian: Why do we pay to get scared?
  • Christine: It's fun! It gets your heart racing!
  • Brian: DATS WHAT SEX IS FOR, GURL
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  • Brian: Christine, are you gonna go crazy?
  • Christine: Yeah, yeah, I'll go crazy.
  • Brian: YEAH TURN YOUR HAIR INTO PUBIC HAIR YEAH DATS RIGHT
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • Brian: Ohhh, you know what I mean. Like put your head in someone's crotch, you know? Hehehh
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I wanna hump with my fingers entangled in someone else’s fingers in the bottom of the pool. I don’t care who it is…even if it’s a trash can.
— Brian Lee
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You know how she spins records on her turn tables? Wouldn’t that be funny if I went on top of them…naked…and whipped out my dick and slapped her with it every time it spins?
— Brian Lee (LOL OMG THIS ONE IS CRACKING ME UP WAY TOO MUCH)
Jun
7th
Sun
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She looks like a premature piece of diaherrea that gets stuck in your digestive tract
— Brian Lee
Jun
3rd
Wed
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Don’t try to atone your sins, bitch!
— Brian Lee
May
22nd
Fri
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  • Christine: I LOVE THE PACK
  • Brian: i love my dick
May
5th
Tue
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Soooo I heard you saw some boobs yesterday that weren’t yours.
— Brian Lee