July 2009
2 posts
madamsmurfalot: WHY DO YOU WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH
madamsmurfalot: SO BADLY
dak00linkoolaid: CAUSE I AM HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: so HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: I HAS HORNS COMING OUTTA MY HEAD
dak00linkoolaid: AND MAH...youknowwhere area hehe
dak00linkoolaid: jk
dak00linkoolaid: ew jk
“I WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN MY MOUTH NAO”
– Brian Lee
June 2009
6 posts
Brian: Why do we pay to get scared?
Christine: It's fun! It gets your heart racing!
Brian: DATS WHAT SEX IS FOR, GURL
Brian: Christine, are you gonna go crazy?
Christine: Yeah, yeah, I'll go crazy.
Brian: YEAH TURN YOUR HAIR INTO PUBIC HAIR YEAH DATS RIGHT
Christine: WHAT?!
Brian: Ohhh, you know what I mean. Like put your head in someone's crotch, you know? Hehehh
“I wanna hump with my fingers entangled in someone else’s fingers in the...”
– Brian Lee
“You know how she spins records on her turn tables? Wouldn’t that be funny...”
– Brian Lee (LOL OMG THIS ONE IS CRACKING ME UP WAY TOO MUCH)
“She looks like a premature piece of diaherrea that gets stuck in your digestive...”
– Brian Lee
“Don’t try to atone your sins, bitch!”
– Brian Lee
May 2009
4 posts
Christine: I LOVE THE PACK
Brian: i love my dick
“Soooo I heard you saw some boobs yesterday that weren’t yours.”
– Brian Lee
Brian: Yeah, Catherine, touch it!!!
Mr. Marr: Brian, are you talking dirty?
“I’m gonna shoot her. Yeah! She needs more holes in her body to get...”
– Brian Lee
April 2009
4 posts
“You say goodbye, and I say GRRRRBRRRRGRARRBURRRRRP!”
– Brian Lee while trying to suck up to Mrs. Madrigal
“Brian, take off your cardigan…then the shorts.”
– Sheila Solis
“It’s…flopping everywhere!”
– Brian Lee
“My body just…quivers…”
– Brian Lee, listening to NERD’s Lapdance
March 2009
9 posts
Sheila: I'm tired and hungry.
Brian: I'm Native American.
“After I eat chocolate and cappuccino, I play with myself a little bit.”
– Brian Lee
“Every time she smiles at me, I think, ‘Uh oh, she wants me.’”
– Brian Lee
Julia: When Brian was feeding me yesterday after I dropped him off, he farted!
Brian: Yeah, like, I mean, I felt bad cause she gave me gas.
“This may seem a little inappropriate, but…*unzips pants*”
– Brian Lee
Mr. Marr: Another name for the Oval Office is the Oral Office, if you catch my drift.
Brian: WOO, GO BIG OR GO HOME!!
“So I looked down at myself and asked, ‘Am I Indian?’”
– Brian Lee (while staring at his crotch)
“CHRISTINE, RELEASE THE TENSION…FRRRROOOOMMMM MAH DICK”
– Brian Lee
Listen
February 2009
1 post
“SUCK ON MY FLOPPY DIIICCCKKKKK”
– Brian Lee
January 2009
2 posts
“FUUUCK MEEE HAAAARD. SIT ON MY PEERNESS (and penis)
FOGGGGHOOORN lol”
– Brian Lee
“FOOOOK MEEEE”
– Brian Lee 