madamsmurfalot: WHY DO YOU WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH
madamsmurfalot: SO BADLY
dak00linkoolaid: CAUSE I AM HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: so HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: I HAS HORNS COMING OUTTA MY HEAD
dak00linkoolaid: AND MAH...youknowwhere area hehe
dak00linkoolaid: ew jk
I WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN MY MOUTH NAO– Brian Lee
Brian: Why do we pay to get scared?
Christine: It's fun! It gets your heart racing!
Brian: DATS WHAT SEX IS FOR, GURL
Brian: Christine, are you gonna go crazy?
Christine: Yeah, yeah, I'll go crazy.
Brian: YEAH TURN YOUR HAIR INTO PUBIC HAIR YEAH DATS RIGHT
Brian: Ohhh, you know what I mean. Like put your head in someone's crotch, you know? Hehehh
I wanna hump with my fingers entangled in someone else’s fingers in the...– Brian Lee
You know how she spins records on her turn tables? Wouldn’t that be funny...– Brian Lee (LOL OMG THIS ONE IS CRACKING ME UP WAY TOO MUCH)
She looks like a premature piece of diaherrea that gets stuck in your digestive...– Brian Lee
Don’t try to atone your sins, bitch!– Brian Lee
Christine: I LOVE THE PACK
Brian: i love my dick
Soooo I heard you saw some boobs yesterday that weren’t yours.– Brian Lee
Brian: Yeah, Catherine, touch it!!!
Mr. Marr: Brian, are you talking dirty?
I’m gonna shoot her. Yeah! She needs more holes in her body to get...– Brian Lee
You say goodbye, and I say GRRRRBRRRRGRARRBURRRRRP!– Brian Lee while trying to suck up to Mrs. Madrigal
Brian, take off your cardigan…then the shorts.– Sheila Solis
It’s…flopping everywhere!– Brian Lee
My body just…quivers…– Brian Lee, listening to NERD’s Lapdance
Sheila: I'm tired and hungry.
Brian: I'm Native American.
After I eat chocolate and cappuccino, I play with myself a little bit.– Brian Lee
Every time she smiles at me, I think, ‘Uh oh, she wants me.’– Brian Lee
Julia: When Brian was feeding me yesterday after I dropped him off, he farted!
Brian: Yeah, like, I mean, I felt bad cause she gave me gas.
This may seem a little inappropriate, but…*unzips pants*– Brian Lee
Mr. Marr: Another name for the Oval Office is the Oral Office, if you catch my drift.
Brian: WOO, GO BIG OR GO HOME!!
So I looked down at myself and asked, ‘Am I Indian?’– Brian Lee (while staring at his crotch)
CHRISTINE, RELEASE THE TENSION…FRRRROOOOMMMM MAH DICK– Brian Lee
SUCK ON MY FLOPPY DIIICCCKKKKK– Brian Lee
FUUUCK MEEE HAAAARD. SIT ON MY PEERNESS (and penis) FOGGGGHOOORN lol– Brian Lee
FOOOOK MEEEE– Brian Lee