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madamsmurfalot: WHY DO YOU WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:32:59 -0400

madamsmurfalot: WHY DO YOU WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH
madamsmurfalot: SO BADLY
dak00linkoolaid: CAUSE I AM HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: so HORNY
dak00linkoolaid: I HAS HORNS COMING OUTTA MY HEAD
dak00linkoolaid: AND MAH...youknowwhere area hehe
dak00linkoolaid: jk
dak00linkoolaid:ew jk

"I WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN MY MOUTH NAO"

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:29:31 -0400

“I WANT PRIVATE PARTS IN MY MOUTH NAO”

- Brian Lee

Brian: Why do we pay to get scared?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:38:47 -0400

Brian: Why do we pay to get scared?
Christine: It's fun! It gets your heart racing!
Brian: DATS WHAT SEX IS FOR, GURL

Brian: Christine, are you gonna go crazy?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:37:44 -0400

Brian: Christine, are you gonna go crazy?
Christine: Yeah, yeah, I'll go crazy.
Brian: YEAH TURN YOUR HAIR INTO PUBIC HAIR YEAH DATS RIGHT
Christine: WHAT?!
Brian: Ohhh, you know what I mean. Like put your head in someone's crotch, you know? Hehehh

"I wanna hump with my fingers entangled in someone else’s fingers in the bottom of the pool. I..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:26:59 -0400

“I wanna hump with my fingers entangled in someone else’s fingers in the bottom of the pool. I don’t care who it is…even if it’s a trash can.”

- Brian Lee

"You know how she spins records on her turn tables? Wouldn’t that be funny if I went on top of..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:11:04 -0400

“You know how she spins records on her turn tables? Wouldn’t that be funny if I went on top of them…naked…and whipped out my dick and slapped her with it every time it spins?”

- Brian Lee (LOL OMG THIS ONE IS CRACKING ME UP WAY TOO MUCH)

"She looks like a premature piece of diaherrea that gets stuck in your digestive tract"

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:27:42 -0400

“She looks like a premature piece of diaherrea that gets stuck in your digestive tract”

- Brian Lee

"Don’t try to atone your sins, bitch!"

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:35:31 -0400

“Don’t try to atone your sins, bitch!”

- Brian Lee

Christine: I LOVE THE PACK

Fri, 22 May 2009 02:35:13 -0400

Christine: I LOVE THE PACK
Brian: i love my dick

"Soooo I heard you saw some boobs yesterday that weren’t yours."

Tue, 05 May 2009 18:21:33 -0400

“Soooo I heard you saw some boobs yesterday that weren’t yours.”

- Brian Lee

Brian: Yeah, Catherine, touch it!!!

Tue, 05 May 2009 18:20:00 -0400

Brian: Yeah, Catherine, touch it!!!
Mr. Marr: Brian, are you talking dirty?

"I’m gonna shoot her. Yeah! She needs more holes in her body to get fucked!!!"

Mon, 04 May 2009 22:24:09 -0400

“I’m gonna shoot her. Yeah! She needs more holes in her body to get fucked!!!”

- Brian Lee

"You say goodbye, and I say GRRRRBRRRRGRARRBURRRRRP!"

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:53:03 -0400

“You say goodbye, and I say GRRRRBRRRRGRARRBURRRRRP!”

- Brian Lee while trying to suck up to Mrs. Madrigal

"Brian, take off your cardigan…then the shorts."

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:54:24 -0400

“Brian, take off your cardigan…then the shorts.”

- Sheila Solis

"It’s…flopping everywhere!"

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:16:52 -0400

“It’s…flopping everywhere!”

- Brian Lee

"My body just…quivers…"

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:17:37 -0400

“My body just…quivers…”

- Brian Lee, listening to NERD’s Lapdance

Sheila: I'm tired and hungry.

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:58:56 -0400

Sheila: I'm tired and hungry.
Brian: I'm Native American.

"After I eat chocolate and cappuccino, I play with myself a little bit."

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:58:19 -0400

“After I eat chocolate and cappuccino, I play with myself a little bit.”

- Brian Lee

"Every time she smiles at me, I think, ‘Uh oh, she wants me.’"

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:57:04 -0400

“Every time she smiles at me, I think, ‘Uh oh, she wants me.’”

- Brian Lee

Julia: When Brian was feeding me yesterday after I dropped him off, he farted!

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:59:58 -0400

Julia: When Brian was feeding me yesterday after I dropped him off, he farted!
Brian: Yeah, like, I mean, I felt bad cause she gave me gas.